textmesomethingdirty:

All of it!!

paigetorious:

hahahaha

For any of you that might not know this, Mallory Bass(babyybass) is one of, if not the primo whores of her era.  She is constantly trying to not only elevate the boundaries of what classifies, but expand the general meaning of the word.  She hopes to one day be the Cuntqueen of all things loose and sloppy.  If you see her in public, I would recommend that you stay away from beating off on her face.  Although this is usually a sign of extreme disrespect, it doesn’t strike a chord with this super-slut.  Anything that can make her feel more like a whore, she’s all over like stains on a mattress.  There is nothing you can really do about this situation, other that possibly trip her next time you see her standing next to some railroad tracks.  Or the Interstate.  Or anything moving above 30 mph. 

Or I mean………….you could just stab her..

Happy Birthday Pepperoni. ;)

I can’t say I blame you, but I wish that I could.

I’m sick if writing every song about you.

Don’t call my name out your window, I’m leaving.